ahh, i have today a very scandalous (just another spastic word which would never be appropriate as usual) post up. perhaps something rather unexpected, for those who just started following this journey-story of my immaculate life(right.)

*hmm. blog here says Could not contact Blogger.com o.o"

moving on.

Waking up from a three hour slumber, i was astonished to find myself still alive and kicking, and without having the need to grace my ass onto the ornate porcelain furniture called the toilet bowl, following another bout of napping, as what most right brainers would religiously observe. This i learnt from a trainer named gary.otherwise known as banana. he'll never get away with it. never.

This was a strange banana who recycled his blazer amongst the speakers who took turns to speak to us, and came from the great land of stand up comedians, the land of adam cool learning technologies. In return for $14.45 edusave cash. i was INSPIRED and ENLIGHTENED on many relevant topics like seriously what makes a man, and the many details of people i'd miss out all these years. There were awe-inspiring, very kinky, spastic and most often WTF moments that took our breath away.

And on the topic of enlightenment. He-who-must-not-be-named shall-not-be-named in this blog to protect the identity of this already pathetic person. Every insult hurled throughout the program i on;y had that person;s name in my head screaming I"M A LOSER, I"M A LOSER.The trainer said two things i'll never forget everytime i look at that person's face for a looong time coming.

1. i was'nt jealous. In fact i pity him. when his father die he also die.

i was like ROFLMAO. THE BEST THING I HEARD IN MONTHS
(Shinning example of a Christian i am)

2.Gang members are insecure. Bullies are insecure. they curse and swear so they can get attention. they bully people simply because they have no self esteem. e.tc. e.t.c they just want LURVE


he said other stuff which i found so entertaining cause i realized what a loser that guy is. like. LOL.

shall'nt say much. all i know now is that hes got one more tattoo-on his face now, one that screams, "PATHETIC."



p.s the most irritating thing is that i've EU this weekend, and
adam khoo's syllabus is absolutely so much better. how to face MC ppl hahaha